Category: Self Improvement

  • Wealth Management

    Stop wasting money at the horse races, casinos, and the lottery. The financial step you have been missing!

    A Friend in Need (1903) Cassius Marcellus Coolidge

    Love the rush of gambling but don’t want to leave the comfort of home? No, not online gambling. There’s a better way to get that hit of adrenaline!

    A caution to all though, this is not a beginners’ level tip here. But when you have financial organization and foresight like I do, it’s really quite simple:

    *Set all your bills up on autopay

    *Never learn/forget the withdrawal dates

    *and roll the dice!

    Every day is a day at Cesar’s Palace with this hot tip! Will you make it ’til payday or will you wake up to a negative balance? Only time will tell! Stay lucky!

  • Estate Planning Planning

    I promise Choosing the Hill You Will Die On is almost done and will be posted soon. I have to say it is something of a magnum opus, and I have been cracking myself up with my own jokes all weekend.

    Until Then and Most Respectfully,

    Bit Bot

  • Make a Vision Board

    I’m so sorry I’ve been neglecting you! For those of you in the know, fiscal years turn over July 1st and it just gets crazy busy for us financial wizards!

    Anyway, a project for you during your long holiday weekend: make a vision board and hang it in a prominent place in your home where you will see it frequently to keep you motivated when I can’t be there, reminding you to keep working towards your hopes and dreams.

    For the non-creative types, I made one for you this morning. You are free to print, share, and copy as you wish.

  • Crossfit and Cross-promotion #5

  • Crossfit and Cross-promotion #4

  • Crossfit and Cross-promotion #3

    Do you get the sense like I do that this kid had it all figured out?

    Sorry, sorry I will get back to these soon, but I excel only at working on many things and nothing all at once. I assume everyone is sleepy and full of fried turkey anyway.

    June 28th: She’s Been Married Seven Times Before

    Second Verse, same as the first:

    Henry VIII was born today in 1457. Flemish painter Sir Peter Paul Rubens was born on June 28, 1577. Violinist Stefi Geyer was born in Budapest on June 28, 1888. Heir presumptive Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated today in 1914, igniting factor of World War I. Coincidentally, the Treaty of Versailles was signed exactly five years later, officially calling an end to the war.

    I can’t believe this was on primetime television, and that people screamed for it.

    https://wordpress.com/post/scopeandhorror.com/200

  • Crossfit and Cross-Promotion #2

  • Crossfit and Cross-promotion

    Crossfit and Cross-promotion

    Follow The Anatomy of Melancholy: History, Horoscope, and Heresy for interesting facts and insight into your day!

    You can follow daily-ish obscure history and horoscopes here:

    https://scopeandhorror.com/

    or here!

    https://theanatomyofmelancholy.medium.com

    June 26th: Lies, Lies, and More Lies

  • Think Outside the Take-Out Box

    Think Outside the Take-Out Box

    As you get ready to settle into your weekend, I want you to take some time for menu planning for next week. I know take-out is quick and convenient but with oversized portions and unknown ingredients, it’s not so great for your wallet or your waistline!

    Try to bring lunch from home 4 out of 5 days next week. With some grocery store initiative and a little bit of Sunday prep, you can do this!

    Avoid the pre-packaged items, and focus on simple, nutrient-rich whole foods. It doesn’t have to be hum-drum! With drive-up, drop-off, and on-the-fly grocery services, the ideas for dressing up your meals are endless!

    For example, you can get a whole fried turkey mailed directly to you for a little more than $100!

    If you are more of a DIY’er, you could also just buy a whole turkey at the grocery store, and purchase one of these bad boys this weekend, and boom! You’ve got meals for the entire week!

    I hope your family likes poultry!

    Okay, now we’ve got food covered for the week, I also want to remind you to stop reaching for those sugar-sweetened (or even worse the artificially-sweetened!) beverages. Those should have no place in anyone’s diet.

    But, I get it, water gets boring. Fortunately for you, there is a multitude of options to have kegs of beer delivered right to your door!

    If you start consuming your fermented drinks by the barrel, there are deep savings to be made! According to one source that I completely did not verify or make any sort of effort to confirm, the average beer drinker can save 40–60% by buying kegs instead of cans or bottles! You can recoup the cost of a kegerator in as little as ten barrels! What is that, like less than 6 months??? Act now, and don’t forget to invest those savings into your #crypto account!

    Then pour yourself another draft, sit back, and stay loose!

  • Franchising

    Become a Certified Human and Humanoids Appraiser

     

    Are you looking for a fun new career, with great pay*, great friends, flexible hours, and minimal out-of-pocket upfront cost? Consider becoming a certified human and humanoids appraiser!

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    *base salary will be paid in units of virtual perfidy emoticons, which our legal team has asked us to clarify is not the same thing as digital currency or promissory notes, and may not be recognized by your regular financial institution and cannot be used as legal tender for debts public or private.

    Do you qualify?

     

    “Shhh. No, we don’t pay for downloading images either, but I think someone might be listening, so let’s talk about it later.”