Look, I get it. Learning about investing and money markets is tough! And I know retirement age and the quick slide into senility are appearing over the horizon like the Grateful Dead skull on top of your vintage VW bus. You are taking stock, depreciating in value faster than a Nissan Juke. You haven’t saved as much as you should have. You didn’t listen when Alex Jones told you to buy gold.
Now the shelves of your fallout shelter are bare. The market is volatile, you still don’t know what bitcoin is, and your kids don’t return your text messages.
AS A CERTIFIED PERSONALITY APPRAISER, I AM HERE TO HELP
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