Tag: beach body

• You and Your Guts

  or 61 Days Until Coachella!

  

  I assume you have all been wisely hibernating these winter months away. Smart choice! So have I. Those extra pounds you put on from stuffing yourself full of Halloween candy served you well! But now it’s time to get back on track and start thinking about your beach body!

  But wait! Before you dust off that old Nautilus in the garage and crank up the Nazareth, I want to make sure you know about you and your gut health!

  If you even sort of pay attention to all those YouTube commercials, you know there are many, many experts out there on how you and your parasites may or may not be affecting your health. But allow me to throw my hat in the ring, yes?

  Stay Tuned for tomorrow’s post:

  Cooking and Caring for Your Parasites

  References

  Because science.

  -Bridgette, Instatritionist*

  _{*Please note Bridgette holds no relevant authority or substantive scientific education beyond the publishing wisdom of Conde Naste, but damn, she looks hot holding a smoothie, right?? Please continue to send her your money.}

  Jennifer Van Orman

  February 20, 2022

  Offshore Accounting, Phrase & Fables, Travel and Leisure, Wealth Management

  beach body, day trading for dummies, dieting, forensic science, glow up, influencers, instagram, parasites, parasitism, satire, self esteem, self improvement, shell companies, trophy wives, whole body health, wisdom, your Bitcoin BMI, your resale value

• You and Your Guts

  or 61 Days Until Coachella!

  

  Jennifer Van Orman

  February 20, 2022

  Offshore Accounting, Travel and Leisure, Wealth Management, You and Your Guts

  beach body, dieting, glow up, satire, self care, wisdom

• Working Out in Jean Shorts

  

  Scope &

  Horror

  Shape Your Body like it is 1992 and Radu is your personal trainer. You are wearing jean shorts. He is wearing wind pants. No tradesies.

  No excuses. Everyone has ten minutes.

  

  Am I an Apple or Mayor McCheese?

  Scope & Horror

  dedicated to votaries of the absurd, beautiful, miserable, and suspicious

  

  2022

  1. […] Where Were My Parents? […]

  2. […] Read Part 2: FU2 […]

  3. […] Read Part 1: I Was There: ’90s Music […]

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  …

  Jennifer Van Orman

  June 14, 2021

  Meal Planning, Offshore Accounting, Self Improvement, Selling Yourself Wholesale, Wealth Management, You and Your Guts

  1992, beach body, bitcoin bmi, bluechip investment, building wealth, business, capital gains, Cindy Crawford, day trading for dummies, dieting, girl boss, glow up, humors, Investing for Beginners, science, self improvement, shell companies 101, weight loss, whole body, whole body health, workouts, your Bitcoin BMI, your resale value

• Shaping Your Future With Shapewear

  

  Working Out in Jean Shorts

  

  Scope & Horror

  dedicated to votaries of the absurd, beautiful, miserable, and suspicious

  

  2022

  1. […] Where Were My Parents? […]

  2. […] Read Part 2: FU2 […]

  3. […] Read Part 1: I Was There: ’90s Music […]

  4. […] ← Previous Next → […]

  5. […] Read Part 1: I Was There: ’90s Music […]

  Jennifer Van Orman

  June 13, 2021

  Meal Planning, Offshore Accounting, Self Improvement, Selling Yourself Wholesale, Wealth Management

  beach body, beach life, bitcoin beauty, bluechip investment, building wealth, capital gains, cooking the books, disclosure forms, dow jones, dressing for your body, girl boss, hedge funds for her, hidden calories, hiding from the feds, high yield earnings, index funds, investing, investing in you, investment prospectuses, market correction, market news, Mayor McCheese, neck tattos, personal finance, pinterst worthy, satire, shell companies 101, stimulus spending, weight loss, Wilbur Ross, your Bitcoin BMI