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• Bitcoin BMI Appraisal Form

  

  

  Please confirm that by giving us your demographic, biometric, and financial information, you understand that you are consenting to the BITCOIN BMI Evaluation Process. We cannot guarantee confidentiality, but we will make a reasonable attempt to safeguard, unless it becomes inconvenient, outside our paygrade, or beyond our coding capacity. This is not an attempt to sell or endorse any products and/or services. We are not authorized by any accrediting body to offer any actual medical, financial, or legal advice. We abide by and acknowledge no non-disclosure agreements, and we do not particularly care about or value your privacy.

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  Score	__________	Overall
  	3 points	Flawless
  	2 Points	Minor scratches
  	1 Point	Moderate chips, dents, or surface rust
  	0 Points	Damaged, major dents, paint flaws, missing parts, or major rust
  Score	__________	Medical
  	3 points	Current, complete, appears much younger than stated age
  	2 Points	Current, incomplete, appears consistent with stated age
  	1 Point	Overdue, no records, unvaccinated, appears much older than stated age, or annual medical deductible not met
  	0 Points	True mileage unknown or defective odometer
  Score	__________	Interview and  summary of  personal/professional documents and titles
  	3 points	Consistent, all or mostly truthful
  	2 Points	Somewhat truthful, vague or evasive when pressed for details
  	1 Point	Clearly lying  and/or inebriated
  	0 Points	Uncooperative, incoherent, or comatose
  Score	__________	Body Work
  	3 points	None
  	2 Points	Minor cosmetic paint
  	1 Point	Some dent removal or touch ups
  	0 Points	Significant amount of paint and/or body work
  Score	__________	Integumentary
  	3 points	Clean/like new
  	2 Points	Minimal wear
  	1 Point	Stained/faded/worn
  	0 Points	Torn/burned/cracked/missing
  Score	__________	Odor
  	3 points	None
  	2 Points	Faint
  	1 Point	Obvious
  	0 Points	Suspect decomposition present
  Score	__________	Interior
  	3 points	Fully functional
  	2 Points	Functional with minor fault(s)
  	1 Point	Repairs needed
  	0 Points	Salvage/parts only
  Subtotal	__________

  ________ Subtotal from Section 1

  _______  Marital Status  (2 Clean title,   1 Rental, commercial, 0 Salvage, rebuilt salvage, flood, etc.)

  _______ +1 Rechargeable batteries

  _______ +1 Toilet trained

  ________ Credit Score

  _________ Checking account balance

  _______ -1 Dietary restrictions

  _______ Subtract number of ICD 10 diagnosis codes

  _______________ TOTAL * 1 US dollar Subtotal 2

  ______________ Subtotal 2 * US Dollar Index

  _______________ cryptocurrency exchange

  = BITCOIN BMI

  Subject Cleared:

  Subject Rejected:

  Incomplete/More information Required:

  
  

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  June 20, 2021

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