Tag: Investing for Beginners

• Make a Vision Board

  

  I’m so sorry I’ve been neglecting you! For those of you in the know, fiscal years turn over July 1st and it just gets crazy busy for us financial wizards!

  Anyway, a project for you during your long holiday weekend: make a vision board and hang it in a prominent place in your home where you will see it frequently to keep you motivated when I can’t be there, reminding you to keep working towards your hopes and dreams.

  For the non-creative types, I made one for you this morning. You are free to print, share, and copy as you wish.

  Jennifer Van Orman

  July 3, 2021

  Self Improvement, Selling Yourself Wholesale, Travel and Leisure, Wealth Management

  bitcoin bmi, building wealth, Bullet Journals, Crafting, DIY, Dreaming Big, Faking it, girl boss, Interest Rates, Investing for Beginners, Liberal Elites, satire, self improvement, The Federal Reserve, Vision Boards, Wall Street, weight loss, Wilbur Ross, You Be You

• Bitcoin BMI Appraisal Form

  

  

  Please confirm that by giving us your demographic, biometric, and financial information, you understand that you are consenting to the BITCOIN BMI Evaluation Process. We cannot guarantee confidentiality, but we will make a reasonable attempt to safeguard, unless it becomes inconvenient, outside our paygrade, or beyond our coding capacity. This is not an attempt to sell or endorse any products and/or services. We are not authorized by any accrediting body to offer any actual medical, financial, or legal advice. We abide by and acknowledge no non-disclosure agreements, and we do not particularly care about or value your privacy.

  Please check to confirm you have skimmed the above and approve, or that you don't care either.

  Yes, I consent to this highly unsubstantiated and nonessential appraisal

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  Score	__________	Overall
  	3 points	Flawless
  	2 Points	Minor scratches
  	1 Point	Moderate chips, dents, or surface rust
  	0 Points	Damaged, major dents, paint flaws, missing parts, or major rust
  Score	__________	Medical
  	3 points	Current, complete, appears much younger than stated age
  	2 Points	Current, incomplete, appears consistent with stated age
  	1 Point	Overdue, no records, unvaccinated, appears much older than stated age, or annual medical deductible not met
  	0 Points	True mileage unknown or defective odometer
  Score	__________	Interview and  summary of  personal/professional documents and titles
  	3 points	Consistent, all or mostly truthful
  	2 Points	Somewhat truthful, vague or evasive when pressed for details
  	1 Point	Clearly lying  and/or inebriated
  	0 Points	Uncooperative, incoherent, or comatose
  Score	__________	Body Work
  	3 points	None
  	2 Points	Minor cosmetic paint
  	1 Point	Some dent removal or touch ups
  	0 Points	Significant amount of paint and/or body work
  Score	__________	Integumentary
  	3 points	Clean/like new
  	2 Points	Minimal wear
  	1 Point	Stained/faded/worn
  	0 Points	Torn/burned/cracked/missing
  Score	__________	Odor
  	3 points	None
  	2 Points	Faint
  	1 Point	Obvious
  	0 Points	Suspect decomposition present
  Score	__________	Interior
  	3 points	Fully functional
  	2 Points	Functional with minor fault(s)
  	1 Point	Repairs needed
  	0 Points	Salvage/parts only
  Subtotal	__________

  ________ Subtotal from Section 1

  _______  Marital Status  (2 Clean title,   1 Rental, commercial, 0 Salvage, rebuilt salvage, flood, etc.)

  _______ +1 Rechargeable batteries

  _______ +1 Toilet trained

  ________ Credit Score

  _________ Checking account balance

  _______ -1 Dietary restrictions

  _______ Subtract number of ICD 10 diagnosis codes

  _______________ TOTAL * 1 US dollar Subtotal 2

  ______________ Subtotal 2 * US Dollar Index

  _______________ cryptocurrency exchange

  = BITCOIN BMI

  Subject Cleared:

  Subject Rejected:

  Incomplete/More information Required:

  
  

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  Jennifer Van Orman

  June 20, 2021

  Meal Planning, Offshore Accounting, Phrase & Fables, Self Improvement, Selling Yourself Wholesale, Wealth Management

  AI, AI is watching you, as sees on HGTV, crypto currency, curb appeal, day trading for dummies, dollars and sense, economic bubble, evaluation, financial planning, glow up, Investing for Beginners, marketing, MLM, multi-level, shell companies 101, silicon valley, the uncanny valley, whole body, your Bitcoin BMI

• Working Out in Jean Shorts

  

  Scope &

  Horror

  Shape Your Body like it is 1992 and Radu is your personal trainer. You are wearing jean shorts. He is wearing wind pants. No tradesies.

  No excuses. Everyone has ten minutes.

  

  Am I an Apple or Mayor McCheese?

  Scope & Horror

  dedicated to votaries of the absurd, beautiful, miserable, and suspicious

  

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  Jennifer Van Orman

  June 14, 2021

  Meal Planning, Offshore Accounting, Self Improvement, Selling Yourself Wholesale, Wealth Management, You and Your Guts

  1992, beach body, bitcoin bmi, bluechip investment, building wealth, business, capital gains, Cindy Crawford, day trading for dummies, dieting, girl boss, glow up, humors, Investing for Beginners, science, self improvement, shell companies 101, weight loss, whole body, whole body health, workouts, your Bitcoin BMI, your resale value