Scope & Horror and Your Bitcoin BMI merging
Hello! As you can probably see, this page is kind of a mess right now as I attempt to mash these blogs together (decided to throw my cartoons in there too for good measure). The scope & horror will now also encompass self-help!
Thanks for your patience whilst I reorganize
tell em large marge sent ya
Slimming Hydration Recipe Prep time: minimal, though it will need a few days to steep so plan accordingly Cost: $$ key components can already be found in your bathroom cabinet, but pick up some Grade A dark maple syrup and a bag of organic lemons the next time you are at the store. Results? oh, yes! Fill a tall glass full of sparkling, refreshing water and dip your toothbrush in it. Place it on your nightstand and let sit for 2-3 days. After a few days, add in 4 tablespoons of maple syrup. If there's one thing I've read about the ecosystem living inside you is that these mf'ers love sugar! By day five, your drink should be brimming with disgusting, healthy bacteria. Place in some freshly squeezed lemon juice. Gulp it down quickly to feed your little stomach monsters, those guys are hungry!
You’ll thank me later.
PS this is not real, do not actually try this okay?
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie
August 22nd is the Full Sturgeon Moon. It’s also a blue moon. The Old Farmers Almanac says that this month’s moon was named as such because it was observed that the fish in the Great Lakes were more plentiful this time of year. It is also noted to be a good day to make jams or jellies.
Read some superstitions about the number 22.
Tomorrow the sun enters Virgo.
Lucky numbers: 9 and 17
Magic 8 ball answer: Ask again later.
For today: Have an apple.
Astronomer and inventor Samuel Langley was born on August 22, 1834.
French composer Claude Debussy was born in Paris on August 22, 1862.
Sculptor Jacques Lipchitz was born on August 22, 1891.
Poet Dorothy Parker was born on August 22, 1893. One of my most favorite quotes, though there is some debate on the actual phrasing, as recalled in the book The Improbable Life and Times of Charles MacArthur by Ben Hecht:
At a subsequent Halloween party, Miss Parker spoke one of her wryest sentences. Asked to join a group of merrymakers who were “ducking for apples,” Dorothy said, “Change one letter in that phrase and you have my life story.”
Photographer Henri Cartier-Bresson was born on August 22, 1903.
She’s like the wind
Baji Rao I was born on August 18, 1700.
Artist Alfred Wallis was born on August 18, 1855.
Australian poet and literary critic Nettie Palmer was born on August 18, 1885.
French singer Lucienne Boyer was born on August 18, 1901.
Max Factor, Jr. of cosmetics empire fame, was born on August 18, 1904.
According to the Old Farmer’s Almanac, August 18th and 19th are the best days to begin logging, set posts, or pour concrete, so if you are in the forestry or construction game, these will be fine days ahead indeed.
Assignment: write the 9th rule of Fight Club
I could sign off here with a predictable Patrick Swayze quote, but frankly, I think too much of you to do that, so instead, I will pick which Ex-President you should be from another of my most favorite movies, Point Break: Who doesn’t want to be Reagan?
Words to ponder: “Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”