Coming Soon

dedicated to votaries

of the absurd, beautiful,

miserable, and suspicious

Coming Soon

  • Staging: Getting Ready for Your Open House
  • Using Tinder to Inflate Your Stock Price
  • Finding Your Personal Brand by Face Shape
  • Designing Your Home Mailers
  • Returning Telephone Calls & Opening Mail: Steps to Success
  • Russia CPU and UP Codes: the Secret Connection Between Russian Hackers and the Hidden Calories in Your Hidden Valley Ranch!
  • Facing the Board When You Still Haven’t Lost Your Baby Weight (From Your Birth)
  • Paying for Plastic Surgery with Profit Sharing
  • Dodging Uncle Sam: Which Body Cavities to Hide Your Assets